Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
My vagina is very pro this idea
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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