24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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