dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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