Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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