Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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