white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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