There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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