I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
She announced her abortion via fbk
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
