you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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