Already got asked if we're dating
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
How does one acquire holy water?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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