But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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