so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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