It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I need to stop coming to work sober
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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