Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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