He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
the day after is always just damage control
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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