margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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