I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
