U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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