I am puke
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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