so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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