I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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