I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
