Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
