Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Randomize
