when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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