ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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