Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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