I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
wow bdsm is so cute
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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