lets start a swedish sibling band together
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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