come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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