need another drink. this is the easiest way
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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