Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
