Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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