It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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