he thought i was a dude.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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