Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He? As in you personified your dick?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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