No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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