I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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