Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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