I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
