We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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