you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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