The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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