I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Randomize