Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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