): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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