my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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