I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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