Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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