That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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