I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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