Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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