did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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