jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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