He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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