scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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